My name is khan and I am not a terrorist

Lately, no one has written to me, my college will recommence in a few days, I am done with my internship, swimming and gym. I have watched all the good movies that I have, the novels I have been reading have turned boring and I don't have any girl in my life to talk to and pass my time so literally 'I have nothing else to do'.

Someone asked me what I meant to convey when told you guys that in reply to a question asked by one of my ex-girlfriends, 'who do I think I am?', I said 'Sidhant'. Well, I meant to convey that I am a heartless guy and I am happy in life because I have no heartbreaks and I can focus on other important things in life, which brings me to the next question, someone wanted me to narrate some love story of mine. Well, frankly I haven't ever experienced love. I mean every time there is a new girl in my life, I think it is love, but as it turns out, it is just habituation of lust.

Coming down with more nonsensical stuff, I recently found out that for my last semester in college, I have been allotted a room with Jahir Khan (fictitious name).

Generally after the name of any character, a writer writes the physical description of the character so that the reader can visualize him better. Well, I am a novice at writing so I would just ask the readers to visualize Rajpal Yadav because Jahir is his lookalike.

Jahir started his college life with our batch (although he was 4 to 5 years elder to us even back then) and looking at his current situation I think even our children will graduate before him. In each course, there are roughly five exams- 2 quizzes, 2 minors and a major. There are courses for which he has already opted for thrice and hasn't opened his account on the scorecard.

Around the time the Shah Rukh Khan flick, 'My  name is khan' was released, he was writing on the walls, ' My name is khan and I am not a terrorist' (he wrote that just on the wall of his room but I wanted to add the dramatic effect).

I remember, once he annoyed one of influential guys guys (influential guy in an IIT means someone who has failed the maximum number of courses and also has a good rapport with the guards and able to sneak liquor and weed into the hostel) in college. It was exam time, he called Jahir on the roof of the library and said "Hutch ke Chote recharge, I use more condoms in one night than the total number of years you have lived on this planet, just stay in your limits" (He said all this in Hindi with abuses so it was much more fun).

Jahir bought a crappy tee for five thousand bucks just because it had 'Calvin Klein' written in bold on the front side and till date whenever I have seen him, he is always in the same tee.

But, no matter how much I make fun of him, even Rajpal, oh my bad, Jahir has a girlfriend to whom  he must be talking to right now when I am just killing my time boring you guys.

So, I will keep you guys posted about any new updates on the Jahir story because it seems I will be spending a lot of time with him in the coming few months.

You can share some incident with me. Mail me at sid1391990@gmail.com. You can even leave it anonymously in the comments section of the survey.

Later
Sidhant
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