Introduction to C
So there can be two plausible explanations behind me writing this blog post. One of the reasons is true.
The first explanation can be that you guys love my writing a lot and don't want me to ever stop writing this blog. That is so sweet, and equally unbelievable.
The second explanation can be that some of you are sadists who don't are having a bumpy ride in their own life so feel very sad if they feel that my life is going well.
Basically, I am a pessimistic cynic, so you can make out which explanation do I prefer to believe.
Recently, a lot of people (one or maximum two) asked me as to why I haven't written a new blog post in almost a month. I had a subject 'Introduction to C' in my first year at IIT. It was meant to teach us programming language C but for me it was the introduction to 'C' grade, and after that there was no stopping me.
Iwill try to explain my life in the past two years of this blog in language C.
10 Start
20 Get intoxicated about a new girl
30 Write a blog post on her
40 Get detoxed
50 Go to line 20
60 End
So the intoxication phase takes a few hours or maximum a day, it is the detoxification phase which takes up all the time. And it is a recursive loop which never reaches line 60.
I had talked about a girl who goes to the gym I go to, it is the detoxification phase which is taking ages. As a matter of fact, I was in Pune for the past ten days, just so that I don't have to go to the gym. The worst part is that she has spoiled all the Hindi film songs for me. I can't bear the ones featuring Katrina because I get reminded of her. Now Katrina dated Salman and is presently dating Ranbeer so that spoils all the songs featuring those two, and between the two of them, they have dated almost every actress in the Hindi film fraternity so basically I think that I will have to resort to Telugu songs.
Coming to Pune, nice city, great weather and very clean surroundings, these are the things which would make my fifty year old mother happy.
The 'greenery', the crowd aka the good looking girls are also plenty.
My first night in Pune, I was going to a bar and on the way I noticed amarathi wedding taking place. Now, I have never been to a marathi wedding and probably wouldn't get a chance again. Enough said.
But as you all know, I am a very ethical guy, and I know that at marriages the caterers charge according to the number of dinner plates used. I just gobbled on starters for two hours without using a dinner plate and then came out. Nobody was at a loss and they got my invaluable blessings too. All in all, it was a win win for everybody.
The best part about Pune was that I got to work with some amazing people, very helpful and equally down to earth.
Well, maybe that was the second best part. The best part is this.
One day I was sitting at a bar, all alone. A girl, with abuilt like Penelope Cruz, walked up to me and said "You resemble Johnny Depp a lot."
Well, this was new, no one had ever said that to me before. But I hadn't shaved in two weeks and was in my DevD phase, so maybe I was looking like him (this is called heights of exaggeration).
I replied in a low tone, "Thanks, I guess" and I turned to the other side.
Then instantly she said, "But you are not cheerful like Johnny from 'Pirates of the Caribbean', you seem sad"
I just laughed it off and said "Nothing like that, it's just that I have a lot on my mind."
She gazed into my couple of seconds and said "Maybe I can help you take a load off your mind"
A pause
Then she leaned in and whispered into my ear, "too"
Now recently some controversy happened around a video on YouTube which had to be finally taken down so I won't go into the intricate details any further. I don't know her last name and her first name is way too common, I don't think that I would be going to Pune again, but even if ten years down the line, someone talks about Pune, she would be the first one to come to my mind. She is an enigma that will last forever.
And for those of you who are on my Facebook friend list, I never ever write about a girl with whom I got a photo clicked and uploaded it on Facebook, so trying to deduce who the girl is would be a waste of time.
So that night, the gym girl got off my mind, but I don't know if she had seeped in deeper from the mind. I have to go to the gym again on Monday, so only time will tell.
Later
Sidhant
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The first explanation can be that you guys love my writing a lot and don't want me to ever stop writing this blog. That is so sweet, and equally unbelievable.
The second explanation can be that some of you are sadists who don't are having a bumpy ride in their own life so feel very sad if they feel that my life is going well.
Basically, I am a pessimistic cynic, so you can make out which explanation do I prefer to believe.
Recently, a lot of people (one or maximum two) asked me as to why I haven't written a new blog post in almost a month. I had a subject 'Introduction to C' in my first year at IIT. It was meant to teach us programming language C but for me it was the introduction to 'C' grade, and after that there was no stopping me.
I
10 Start
20 Get intoxicated about a new girl
30 Write a blog post on her
40 Get detoxed
50 Go to line 20
60 End
So the intoxication phase takes a few hours or maximum a day, it is the detoxification phase which takes up all the time. And it is a recursive loop which never reaches line 60.
I had talked about a girl who goes to the gym I go to, it is the detoxification phase which is taking ages. As a matter of fact, I was in Pune for the past ten days, just so that I don't have to go to the gym. The worst part is that she has spoiled all the Hindi film songs for me. I can't bear the ones featuring Katrina because I get reminded of her. Now Katrina dated Salman and is presently dating Ranbeer so that spoils all the songs featuring those two, and between the two of them, they have dated almost every actress in the Hindi film fraternity so basically I think that I will have to resort to Telugu songs.
Coming to Pune, nice city, great weather and very clean surroundings, these are the things which would make my fifty year old mother happy.
The 'greenery', the crowd aka the good looking girls are also plenty.
My first night in Pune, I was going to a bar and on the way I noticed a
But as you all know, I am a very ethical guy, and I know that at marriages the caterers charge according to the number of dinner plates used. I just gobbled on starters for two hours without using a dinner plate and then came out. Nobody was at a loss and they got my invaluable blessings too. All in all, it was a win win for everybody.
The best part about Pune was that I got to work with some amazing people, very helpful and equally down to earth.
Well, maybe that was the second best part. The best part is this.
One day I was sitting at a bar, all alone. A girl, with a
Well, this was new, no one had ever said that to me before. But I hadn't shaved in two weeks and was in my DevD phase, so maybe I was looking like him (this is called heights of exaggeration).
I replied in a low tone, "Thanks, I guess" and I turned to the other side.
Then instantly she said, "But you are not cheerful like Johnny from 'Pirates of the Caribbean', you seem sad"
I just laughed it off and said "Nothing like that, it's just that I have a lot on my mind."
She gazed into my couple of seconds and said "Maybe I can help you take a load off your mind"
A pause
Then she leaned in and whispered into my ear, "too"
Now recently some controversy happened around a video on YouTube which had to be finally taken down so I won't go into the intricate details any further. I don't know her last name and her first name is way too common, I don't think that I would be going to Pune again, but even if ten years down the line, someone talks about Pune, she would be the first one to come to my mind. She is an enigma that will last forever.
And for those of you who are on my Facebook friend list, I never ever write about a girl with whom I got a photo clicked and uploaded it on Facebook, so trying to deduce who the girl is would be a waste of time.
So that night, the gym girl got off my mind, but I don't know if she had seeped in deeper from the mind. I have to go to the gym again on Monday, so only time will tell.
Later
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